New Steampunk series - The Illustrious (The Sublime Electricity Book #1)

Pavel Kornev 

The Illustrious

In this world, there were no Dark Ages; the Middle Ages were called "Bloody," instead. In this world, the skies were once obscured by the wings of the fallen, striking fear into the hearts of mankind. In this world, science has freed society of its shackles, and the Second Empire, the empire of humanity, stretches out from sea to sea. In this world, combat steamships furrow the waters, armored trains await their hour, and army dirigibles float through the heavens. And yet, the delicate balance this world has achieved hangs by a thread. The age of steam is on its way out, and the era of the Sublime Electricity is just beginning. In this time of dramatic transition, even the tiniest deviation in course could topple the world into a vortex of chaos.

"I will cut out my own heart. I will give my heart to you!"

Phillip August, Steamfonia*

Part One

The Fallen. Titanium Blade and the Power of Imagination

1

Is it true that all which is born to crawl cannot fly? Indeed it is!

People simply were not made for flight. Any flight is doomed to end in a fall. And the faster the ascent, the more disastrous the consequences. Consider, for example, the fallen...

I opened my eyes. I immediately slammed them shut, but it was too late. When I opened them again, I caught a glimpse of the gray-smoke-shrouded sky spinning and whirling above me, creating the illusion that I was lying on a rescue raft in the middle of a giant whirlpool. The mere thought of having to stand to my feet was painful, though, so I stayed where I was, sprawled out in a cowardly fashion on top of the rubbish pile that broke my fall.

I took a careful breath, and my ribs were instantly pierced by a sharp pain. But, when I inhaled a second time, the unpleasant sensations were already on the decline, letting me know that I had been lucky enough to get away with nothing more than a bruise to the back. No pieces of brick, nor broken bottles, as luck would have it, were to be found among the trash heap that took me in its sweet embrace.

That brightened my mood. Overall, I still wasn’t feeling too great, considering the circumstances of my fall but, nevertheless, I did have something to be happy about.

I opened my eyes again.

Gloomy building walls rose up all around me, giving the impression that I was at the bottom of a deep well. Above them loomed a gray sky, hostile and ugly like everything else around. Suddenly, the darkness grew even thicker, foreshadowing the coming of an army dirigible. Its cabin was lined with tightly battened-down square weapons hatches. After that, I saw the tail stabilizers, keel, and Gatling-gun barrels, reflecting back a solar sheen. But next thing I knew, all trace of the airship was gone, as if it had never been there at all.

No matter! It wasn’t as if I’d tumbled out of the cabin of that flying monster. Not at all: I had been sent on a short flight out the snarling maw of a shattered second-story window.

Though, to be frank, saying I was "sent" is rather overstating it.

"Leopold!" the echo of a far off scream rolled over the courtyard. I heard a booming clatter, and a moment later, the voice was closer: "Leo! Curses, where are you?!"

The beam of an electric torch swept over the area; its bright light ran across the walls, sidled off in my direction and went out. Only when my eyes began getting reaccustomed to the darkness did I see the short constable step into the courtyard. He was wearing a police-issue raincoat and service cap. His high-caliber lupara gave me an ugly snarl with the muzzle-end of its quadruple barrels.

"Don’t point that thing at me!" I demanded, frowning in annoyance.

Ramon Miro dallied for a moment, then tucked his weapon into the crease of his left elbow.

"Are you alright?" he asked, looking around apprehensively.

"I will be," I answered tersely but concisely.

"Are you sure?" My hulking black-haired partner doubted, extending his free hand.

I batted it away in annoyance. Mustering my strength, I rolled over onto my side, and even managed to lift myself up on an elbow before hearing the jingle of broken glass ring out above me.

A round-faced gentleman of middling years wearing a three‑piece gray suit and an equally unassuming bowler appeared behind the glass-shard-toothed smile in the window. With the handle of his cane, he knocked one more piece of broken glass from the frame, then looked at me, his face acquiring an expression of extreme disapproval.

"Where is the succubus, Leo?" asked Inspector White. "Where’d she worm off to?"

I turned my head, first in one direction, then the other, surveying the entire garbage mound I was sprawled out on and smirked unhappily.

"Well... I can say for sure that I don’t see her here, inspector."

"Detective Constable Orso!" Robert White rapped off, letting me know that jokes were entirely unwelcome. "Answer me now. Where the hell is she?!"

"I don’t know," I then confessed. "It’s just... I don't remember much after being thrown out that window."

"A particularly regrettable development," the inspector winced, retreating from the window.

I lied back down and sighed helplessly, then looked up at Ramon and asked:

"Well, what are you staring at?"

The constable gave an ambiguous snort and turned away. On his imperturbable ruddy face there was not a sliver of emotion, but his ostentatious indifference could not deceive me – my colleague's disappointment could be felt almost physically.

No matter! There's still the boss to appease...

I sat up among the rubbish and suddenly turned my head. I hadn't yet managed to come to my senses in earnest. Nevertheless, the back door swung open, and Inspector White appeared on a high staircase.

"Leo," he said with uncharacteristic tenderness, looking around the darkened courtyard with a fastidious grimace. "Leo, what the devil happened here?"

I didn't rush to answer. I first stood to my feet and pulled my split-end telescoping stun baton toward me by its rubber-coated cord, then shrugged my shoulders ambiguously.

"A calamitous turn of events," I announced when the extended pause became entirely indecent in length.

"Is that right?" The inspector snorted, and his gray eyes drained of their color, losing the last trace of their already faded coloration.

The Illustrious Robert White possessed a talent that was exceedingly valuable in our line of work: he could smell lies. He couldn't always tell when he was being lied to but, like a trained bloodhound, he could easily sniff out the conscious intention to mislead when being spoken to. His very, very useful talent was left to him by his parents, who had stained themselves with the blood of the fallen...

That was the very reason I didn't even try to wheedle, and simply lifted the stun baton.

"The shock is weak," I told the inspector.

"You don't say?" asked Robert White, perplexed.

Just then, two constables wearing police-issue raincoats walked up to us with their new-fashioned semi-automatic carbines at the ready. The gun's box magazines stuck up in a way that gave them a silly appearance, but people who really knew guns weren't bothered by that in the least; in small skirmishes, the short-barreled Madsen-Biarnoff rifle spoke for itself quite eloquently.

"I think it’s got something wrong with the electric jar," I posited, not paying any mind to the skeptical gazes of my colleagues.

"You've got something wrong with your head, Leo!" the red-headed constable squealed out just then.

"No, no, Jimmy!" intervened the other young man, his teeth brown from chewing tobacco. He immediately clarified his observation, though: "It’s just that his arms are all screwy."

The red-head laughed with a satisfied look:

"Billy, old boy! I see no reason why both couldn’t be true at the same time!"

"I think you've hit the nail on the head there, Jimmy! In this case, they seem to amplify one another!"

I didn't get offended; Jimmy and Billy were notorious wisecrackers. Just give them something to mock, and they're off to the races. But the inspector wanted explanations, so the idea to give Billy a jab with my stun baton and put a cork in his yapper seemed like two birds with one stone.

And I did just that.

A blinding flash of sparks shot forth. The constable jumped back jerkily and rubbed his chest.

"Have you gone totally batty?" he bared his teeth.

"Forget it!" I said, waving it off and turning to the inspector. "Like I said, the shock is weak!"

Infernal beings were particularly sensitive to electricity, but a zap as weak as I was packing would do nothing to stun either a succubus or any other hell-spawn for that matter.

Robert White came down the stairs, his cane hanging from his arm, and set about unhurriedly packing his pipe with strong Persian tobacco.

"This morning, you should have been checking the shock instead of reading your yellow rags!" He reproached me.

"But I checked it three times! It was working fine!"

"Come then, give it here," the inspector demanded, taking the electric jar that I'd pulled from my pocket and looking at the little label on the base. "Des Prez Electrical Machinery?" He read and flared up: "Leo, where'd you dig this clunker up from?!"

I answered with the pure truth:

"I got it from our stockroom."

"Curses!" The inspector cried, ripping the cord out in a fit of anger and tossing the electric jar onto the rubbish heap. "Leo, we'd been tracking that beast for two weeks! Two weeks! And it all came to naught because of this piece of junk!"

"But..."

"Silence!" Robert White demanded and set about taking furious puffs on his pipe. "Ramon!" He raised his voice after a few deep draws. "Who manufactured the electric jar in your lupara?"

His gun, with four short ten-caliber barrels, was manufactured by Heim, and actually used incendiary electric rounds as ammunition, meaning it had no jar. For that reason, after a cursory glance at its folding stock, the constable reported back:

"Edison Electric Lights, inspector!"

"Do you see, Leo?" My superior reproached me. "Remember that for the future: only Edison Electric Lights will do, may Tesla forgive me! Do you understand?"

"Yes, sir."

"And by the way, why did you go in without waiting for the others?"

"The door was open. I decided to do some reconnaissance."

"Oh you did? And how'd that go?" The inspector frowned, shrugging his shoulders in annoyance and starting off out of the courtyard. "Let's go!" he called, but immediately stopped us and patted down his pockets: "Jimmy, where are my gloves?"

"I don't know, inspector," the constable answered, poking his partner in the side. "Billy, where are the inspector's gloves?"

"What are you asking me for?" he snarled, looking around.

"Forget it!" Robert White called for order, creeping under the archway.

Jimmy and Billy sized me up with unkind gazes and rushed off after our boss; I wiped the dirt from my back and shuffled off behind them. Ramon Miro was walking next to me in silence, trying to match my uneven gait.

It should be said that the Catalan constable was a surprisingly taciturn man. Incidentally, he was only Catalonian on his father's side. His mother's origins were among the native people of the New World. As a matter of fact, in temperament, Ramon had more in common with his mother’s people than his Mediterranean side.

Just then, a terrified rat jumped up from under our feet. Ramon just kicked it away with the tip of his boot and kept walking calmly. I went over the heap of rubbish lying in the entryway and ducked my head to avoid the soot-coated underside of the arch.

Being tall isn't nearly as glamorous as some envious shorties suppose. It just is what it is.

That silent courtyard was replaced by another, just as dirty and unsightly as the one that came before it. From there, we emerged onto an unpeopled alley and stopped to wait for further orders from the inspector. He unhurriedly tapped his pipe out on the wall of the building, fished a silver pocket-watch out of his vest pocket and pursed his lips, deep in thought.

Taking advantage of the moment of peace, I stomped the rest of the trash off my rubber-coated raincoat, folded the telescoping stun baton back up and took my round tinted glasses from my breast pocket. I clipped them onto my nose and finally felt comfortable again.

Unlike the inspector, I didn't enjoy attracting the attention of locals with my unnaturally colorless eyes. That was why I found it impossible to bear looking someone in the eyes when talking. Of course, there was also the fact that I didn't especially enjoy people in general. They are usually so obtuse!

"Let's get back to the Box!" Robert White decided just then and, waving his cane unevenly and even nervously, he began walking toward the nearest Underground station.

New Babylon is a surprising city! It is always awake and alive, day or night. Here, the wonderful and the horrible were so closely intertwined as to be indistinguishable. There were no angles or sharp edges, either. It was all just shades and blurred half-tones blending seamlessly into one another.

Ancient palaces, their marbled siding having long since grown dark with soot build-up, butted up against new buildings, which were still clean, though their plainness detracted from any beauty that could have lent them. Avenues, wide in the downtown, got lost in a rat's nest of little winding streets in the outskirts, though it wasn't clear exactly how. Age-old trees in the Emperor's Park were thick with rustling foliage, but their leaves were more-often-than-not yellow and dying from the constant smog. The azure waters of the harbor rolled into shore in unctuous breaks, and the endless sky was constantly packed tight with clouds of smoke from factory smokestacks.

That's how everything was in New Babylon. Even the granite sett paving stones were reddish, not because of the stone's natural coloration, but because of the fact that they were now permanently soaked in the blood of the fallen...

New Babylon was the capital of the Second Empire; at once the heart of government and an ulcer, eating it from the inside.

The narrow little street with soot-covered walls, interspersed with the odd hazy rectangular window led us out to an intersection. There, I could see smokestacks, mountainous and crested with long clouds of smoke. Fortunately, the wind was carrying the fumes away from the suburbs today, so it was less smoggy than usual.

Soon, we'd left the shanties behind. The street grew wider, and the stench of reeking factory runoff began drifting up from the grates of the storm drains. We were now going downhill and, a few blocks later, we were nestling up to Yarden quay. The silvery expanse of water was shackled by a railroad bridge that stretched from one bank to the other; clumsy tugs and barges looked like toy boats on the backdrop of its pillars, making all the freight dirigibles drifting into port also look less striking in comparison.

"Hurry up!" The inspector rushed us along.

I placed my palm on my forehead, noticed a wisp of smoke crawling slowly in our direction and increased my pace, rushing after the others.

With our heels clacking on the paving stones of the quay, we paraded to the train station past the fence and the ticket booths. Fortunately, we didn’t have to wait in their never-ending lines. Once on the platform, it was too crowded to even push our way through the workers from the surrounding factories. Thankfully, the grubby proles gave a wide berth to our well-armed division, no prodding necessary.

A powerful whistle blew, and a gargantuan train rolled in under the awnings, enshrouded in clouds of white steam. The room suddenly filled with the smoke pouring from its stacks. With a metallic clang, the brakes screeched to a halt. The train stopped, and its passengers gushed out onto the platform, pushing against the working rabble on their way home after the night shift.

The inspector was in no mind to knock elbows with commoners, and took a decisive step into a first class train-car; we all followed behind our boss. At the entrance, Robert White used his cane to shoo the conductor, who was taken aback at his lack of manners, then took a seat next to the window with an imperturbable look. There weren't enough seats for the rest of us but, that didn’t stop the Underground attendant from practically having a fit while the distinguished public looked askance at us with barely restrained indignation.

Two short horn-blows rang out, the train shook, and columns and dejected fences began flittering by out the window, gradually increasing their speed. Soon, the tracks dove into a tunnel, and the train bolted beneath the earth, leaving the hustle and bustle of the streets with all their speed‑demon cabbies and day‑dreaming pedestrians somewhere far, far above us. Now, the train was flying along at full steam, shaking us around mercilessly. We had to latch firmly onto the handrail and clench the back of the nearest seat just to remain standing.

A few minutes later, the steam train slowed its pace and, with a deafening blast of its horn, rolled out of the tunnel onto the platform of an underground station, lit only by the uneven flame of gas jets. Some got out, some came in, and the train rolled onward.

The Underground was great! Nothing could compare with it. Not steam trams, and not the new-fangled self-propelled carriages. It did make a lot of smoke, though – it was impossible to breathe...

Three stations later, we got off the train and walked up onto the street. The colossal Newton‑Markt was towering over us on the opposite side of the square. The inspector could only stand to look peevishly at the marble columns of its portico before walking off in the opposite direction.

"I need to wet my whistle," he grumbled, having gotten wind of our inquisitive looks with his back.

No one objected.

And what was there to object to? After such a major fiasco, returning to the Box, as everyone called police headquarters, was something none of us wanted. And me least of all.

We typically wet our whistles at Archimedes' Screw, a small public house, known for its huge selection of Flemish beers and primarily law-enforcement clientele.

"Get your morning edition here!" burst out from the hoarse throat of a boy holding a thick packet of newspapers near the door. "Tensions rising in the Sea of Judea! More troop movements in Alexandria! Get yours now! Only in the Saturday edition! Division in the ranks of the Sublime Electricity! Tesla versus Edison! Big article!"

Robert White threw the lad a ten-centime coin, grabbed an edition of the Atlantic Telegraph and walked into the bar.

"Hello, Almer!" He said, greeting the bar’s corpulent owner, and taking a seat at his regular place by the window. "The usual."

The fat Fleming took out a small decanter of red port and placed it in front of the inspector. After that, he poured a mug of white for Jimmy and Billy, who retired to a far-away corner with their drinks, a plate of bread, and a few slices of spicy pork terrine.

When Ramon Miro walked away with a glass of white wine, which he drank fairly diluted with soda water, I took a seat on a high bar stool and leaned against the bar on my elbows.

"Lemonade?" sighed the barkeep.

"Lemonade," I confirmed, looking with no particular interest over the array of beer bottles each bearing a technicolor label tied around its neck with thick twine and a wax-sealed cap.

"I can't stand this new fashion!" Almer shook his head. "Soon people will be drinking beer mixed with lemonade!"

"I wouldn't even take that as a gift," I chuckled in reply.

"They will, though, mark my words!" the proprietor announced confidently and set off for the ice-cellar. Soon, he was back, and placed a condensation-covered pitcher of lemonade before me with pieces of ice jingling around joyously in it.

I filled my tall glass, took a few sips and nodded:

"Great!"

Almer took the praise as a matter of course and set about drying one of the beer mugs with a towel.

"I can never recall you ever having ordered a real drink," he said, not stopping what he was doing.

"That's right. I've never touched the stuff," I confirmed.

"Surprising."

"Why's that? I would've thought it commonplace."

"For a moral-crazed Mechanist, sure," the Fleming said with a smirk, "but you’d have an easier time finding a churchgoing hooker than a constable that doesn't drink."

"Alcohol gives me sleeping problems," I explained my refusal, not especially bending the truth either.

The owner of the establishment burst out in booming laughter:

"Do you think many of your colleagues are concerned with such trifles?"

I just shrugged my shoulders, not planning on disputing his assertion. To be perfectly honest, I personally knew people, who could only be stopped from drinking by a shot to the head, preferably from a high-caliber rifle.

Talking with my drunk colleagues sober didn't make me feel any less close to them, though. After all, people are usually pretty open and honest after a few drinks.

Alcohol allows people to forget about their fears, at least for a time. Who was I to judge?

I took the pitcher of lemonade and slid off the chair, intending to join Ramon, but I was suddenly called by the inspector, who was leafing through the newspaper.

"Leopold!" He said, not tearing himself from his reading. "Won't you join me?"

Curses! That's the last thing I needed!

I mentally cursed and, in no particular hurry, walked up to the table, taking a seat opposite my boss. When I'd filled my glass with lemonade, Robert White twirled his fingers before his face and asked:

"Would you please remove your glasses?"

After completing his order, I breathed out onto the round black lenses, wiped them with a linen cloth and placed them on the edge of the table. After that, I finished the lemonade and shifted my gaze to a blueprint for an Archimedes' screw that was pinned to the wall, one of many.

"You don’t ever look people in the eyes, do you Leo?" the inspector asked unexpectedly. "Is that right?"

"As a rule, I do not," I confirmed, turning my gaze back from the yellowing drawing to my superior officer. I evaluated the cut of his made-to-order suit, his ideally cropped hair, and the fanciful pattern on his silken handkerchief.

I did not look him in the eyes, though.

Between the inspector's eyes, there was a deep wrinkle. He finished his fortified red wine, wiped his thin pale lips with a napkin and, only after completing the procedure, said:

"I know of your illustrious talent. I'm sure it isn't easy looking in peoples’ eyes, if all you see is fear."

"There's little to enjoy in it," I affirmed. "Looking into someone's eyes is still climbing into someone's soul, after all. I prefer... to keep my distance."

"That won’t work on me."

"Keeping my distance?" I joked.

"Climbing into the soul," Robert White answered, totally serious. He then wiped his chin and remarked in contemplation: "It was supposed that your talent would be a bit more useful around here..."

More useful? His words gave me a nasty impression.

Sure, my talent could have been of more use at work, but I simply couldn't bear digging around in others' fears, allowing them into my own head and bringing them to life. Though I could do it without any particular strain, actually using my talent left me feeling like I'd just had a wallow in a mud puddle.

Then again, this conversation wasn’t about my delicate psyche...

"Inspector!" I shuddered. "With the succubus..."

"Listen to me, Leopold!" Robert drummed his fingers on the edge of the table, calling for silence. "This isn't about the succubus! You just aren't getting it! You aren't settling into the job! You cannot work with people and you don't want to. In our line of work, that is half the battle. What made you want to become a policeman in the first place? You could've been a librarian!"

"I need to pay the bills somehow," I made away with a half-truth, as usual.

If the inspector caught my unstated meaning, he didn’t make it known.

"Well, alright, people!" He frowned, getting to the main point. "This city is so packed with thieves, they’re like sardines in a can. Arresting burglars, robbers and murderers has been business as usual for a long time. Separatists and Anarcho-Christians? That whole restless brotherhood is of little interest to anyone. And the inspector general wouldn't even give you a hand-shake for catching an Egyptian agent. Infernal creatures, though – that's serious business! That’s how you get on the front page of newspapers. We'd been tracking the succubus for two weeks, Leo. For two weeks, we’ve been ignoring all other assignments! And now that's all down the drain. Because of you."

Justifying myself would have been at the very least stupid, which is why I fixed my gaze on my glass and jingled around the pieces of ice that remained.

"I thought it was a coincidence!" the inspector continued his excoriation. "A simple coincidence! But I read the papers and I realized: no, it is no coincidence. Point blank, Leo, you've been nothing but trouble."

"What do you mean?" I grew confused, thrown off by the unexpected turn.

Robert White slid the morning edition of the Atlantic Telegraph to me and hinted:

"The Society Page."

I took a look at the headline he was pointing at and winced dolefully but, all the same, read the article in its entirety, only sighing afterward:

"What a pest..."

Robert White took the newspaper, shuddered, sitting up straight, and read aloud:

"The famous New-Babylon poet Albert Brandt, in conversation with our correspondent, alluded to the fact that, he has recently written a poem for his good friend, the Viscount Cruce, dedicated to his beloved, the Illustrious Elizabeth‑Maria N." The inspector pressed the newspaper to the table with his palm and burned me with his hateful gaze. "Well, Viscount Cruce, what do you think the Illustrious Elizabeth‑Maria N.'s father will do to you after reading that little tidbit?"

"Hold up!" I jumped in. "You aren’t understanding this right at all!"

"Is that so?" the inspector screwed up his face skeptically. "You don't have to have the wisdom of Solomon to guess what it’s talking about. A light-eyed, red-headed girl by the name 'Elizabeth‑Maria N.!' Do you know many people, who fit that description? I know only one! And that is the daughter of Inspector General von Nalz! Curses! That geezer caught many of the fallen himself! Rumor has it that he smeared himself with their blood from head to toe! And now, he is striving with every bone in his body to get his dear little daughter married off to the nephew of the Minister of Justice. If this whole thing goes belly-up over this one little article..."

"You've got it all wrong..."

"No, I haven't!" Robert White frowned. "If this goes badly, the old man will challenge you to a duel, and he will kill you. It wouldn't be the first time for him. And, Leo, are you aware that he would have every right to do so?" The inspector finished his port and threw himself back into his chair. "I personally would like to just wash my hands of this, and would do so with the greatest of pleasure. The problem is that the incident will affect my career in a most unacceptable fashion."

"It’s just a coincidence," I repeated obstinately. "They aren’t connected..."

"Come off it!" Snapped my boss. "Your excuses won't change a thing. By midday, even the floor-waxers in headquarters will know about your affair with the inspector general's daughter. The old man won't even be listening!"

"I could..."

"There’s nothing you can do," the inspector cut me off, but immediately snapped his fingers. "Actually, there is! Disappear for a week. Two would be better. Hand in your weapons, don't come in to work. After that, we can decide how to proceed."

I was categorically not in favor of whatever he meant by "proceed," but any attempt to convince my boss to try another way was sure to fail. He'd already made up his mind. An unpleasant sour sensation appeared in my mouth. My eyes began to sting from the injustice of being.

Albert! What a bastard you are! Well, who was it that got your tongue wagging?

"Disappear," the inspector ordered, putting up his newspaper to shut me out.

I made no effort to carry out that order quickly. I felt like a beaten dog, which was very unpleasant. In a pitiful attempt to retain my last shred of dignity, I first finished my lemonade, only standing from the table after I was done. I then took my rubberized raincoat down from the hook and turned to the bartender:

"Almer, put it on my tab."

"So soon?" confirmed the quirky Fleming, who knew our employees’ payment schedules at least as well as our actual accountant.

I waved farewell to everyone, went out onto the street, and looked up at the sky. In it, there were scant clouds mixed in with wisps of smoke from factory smokestacks. I started shouting curse words helplessly. Next, I snapped my dark glasses to my nose in a habitual motion and started off toward the Newton‑Markt.

I'll hand in my weapons and change clothes at the same time.

Even though, as a detective constable I was not required to come to work in the police uniform like most rank-and-file, I usually did not abuse that privilege. They didn't give me any stipends to clean or mend my own clothes, and the Viscount Cruce hadn't had too much money lying around for a long while.

The wind roared in Viscount Cruce's pockets, as a matter of fact. My home had been remortgaged three times, and the only thing allowing me to look on the future with even cautious optimism was the fund I had been willed by my grandfather on my mother's side.

Why cautious, though? Because the current distributor of the fund, my uncle Count Kósice, was not exactly burning with desire to part with the twenty thousand francs of yearly income it provided him and was drawing out the procedure in various ways, keeping me from me from my rightful inheritance as long as he could. I had turned twenty-one a month ago, but the fiduciaries hadn't even yet managed to compose the asset register, which was to say nothing of material transfers. And it was totally unclear just how long it would be before that confusing procedure was completed. I doubted that my uncle would take it to the point of legal battles, but I was sure I wouldn't be able to avoid the remaining "charms" of splitting up the estate.

On the other hand, what did I need the money for now? I was lucky not to have just lost my head...

Pre-order the book on Amazon