Chapter 2
I even looked out the window,
just to be sure. Occasional passersby, wrapped in thin jackets that were still
too light for winter (it was all the fault of the late cold spell) were
bustling home. No one was chasing or devouring anyone. Maybe I’d been hurled
into some sort of parallel universe?
I gave my apartment a check. No,
it didn’t gel with my theory. The same crumbling Soviet-era furniture: the
folding couch, Grandma’s old table with my laptop on it, the Czech wall unit[4] — the last vestiges of a country that no
longer existed. The chipped wooden windows, the wallpaper that had been put up
when my grandfather was still alive, the curtains... They obviously didn’t
match the interior and who knows when they’d last been washed? Other than the
computer and TVs — one in the tiny kitchen and the other in the bedroom-living
room-only room — nothing had changed since my grandmother was around. I mean,
I’m a self-confessed slob and my bachelor’s lifestyle does nothing to counter
that.
I went back to the kitchen to
mull things over, especially because I’d already finished the first bottle of
beer and the sausages were cooked. I poured some mayonnaise and ketchup onto a
plate and created an absentminded meal to the accompaniment of a sports commentator
lamenting about how a soccer striker had missed an empty goal from 10 yards
away.
My head was heavy. I couldn’t get
myself to form even a few intelligent thoughts, all the more so because my
body’s efforts were focused on digesting the food. In fact, the beer was acting
like a sedative. My eyes were sticking together and my nose was trying to get
acquainted with the table. Sleep. I needed some sleep. There must be a reason
why people say you should sleep on it.
THE ALARM
ON MY PHONE had been screaming for nearly a minute
before I turned it off. I pattered to the bathroom in the darkness. The things
you dream!
I turned on the light and nearly
yelped. That sturdy blond guy was still there. He gazed out of the mirror
looking a little frightened, but he obviously hadn’t gone anywhere.
So I guess it wasn’t a dream. I
put toothpaste on my toothbrush, sat down on the edge of the tub and started to
think about how I’d continue to live.
When I’d nearly finished brushing
the right side, I froze in disbelief. How had I never noticed these progress
bars before? They hovered in my line of vision in pairs, two on top and two on
the bottom, scaring me in the way that I imagined a 16-year-old girl felt when
taking a pregnancy test. The two on the top were sort of gold and green, while
the ones on the bottom were red and blue.
OK, let’s think about this. It
all had started yesterday when I’d punched that stranger. Someone in my head
had called him a Player. As in, Ready Player One?
Maybe I’d somehow taken his place?
In that case, everything would be simple. The red bar was health, the blue one
was mana, the green one was vigor, but what about the gold one? Who the hell
knew? The level of my sex appeal? Considering my new appearance, it was
entirely plausible.
I finished brushing my teeth and
climbed into the shower. The water was barely warm; the water main in our
district had probably burst again, but I was used to it. Ever since I was a
kid, I’d never been afraid of the cold.
After I’d dried off, I got dressed
and sat down in the kitchen to contemplate. By all accounts, I needed to go to
the hospital. To have a brain scan or whatever. Maybe it would simply turn out
that there was a tumor in my head, and that tumor was trying to put me at odds
with reality. On the other hand, if I skipped work right now, Bones definitely
wouldn’t be happy. My boss was thin and sinewy, and on top of that he was also
grim — obviously you didn’t need to look far to think of a nickname for him.
I thought for a bit, then dialed
his number.
“Hello,” said a disgruntled
voice.
“Eh, sir-”
“Sergei, I don’t want to hear it.
Fyodor and Alexei are kicking back again. No matter what’s happened, I’m not
giving you the day off. The van of beer is coming today. And who’s gonna supply
the stores?”
“But-”
“But what, do you have a fever?
Did you break your arm? No? Then you have no excuse. Do you expect me to run
around the warehouse myself?”
With that he hung up.
As the saying goes, it wasn’t in
the cards. I guess I’d need to go out. The news that Fyodor and Alexei had gone
on a bender was unwelcome, of course. Everyone would need to run around more.
On the other hand, the work was such that it attracted a certain crowd. People
with college degrees don’t typically become warehouse loaders. I mean, normal
people.
In my case, it was a conscious
choice. I’d spent five years getting an economics degree just to go and work
with my hands. You should have seen my father’s face. In fact, that was the
first and biggest reason I’d done it. They’d already bought me a military card[5] and got a cushy job lined up for me in a
fancy company — the job which, according to them, had “a lot of potential”. And
I just left and got myself a menial job with a bunch of like-minded losers.
That was the second reason.
Of course, it was hard to brag to
my friends that I had gotten a job as a loader all on my own without
connections, but I really didn’t care. When you talk about a grown-up,
independent life, the emphasis is on the word “independent.” Thirdly, it turned
out that the job paid reasonably well for our rather large provincial city. I
could afford to eat, drink, buy some clothing, and take my latest crush to the
movies.
And to be honest, I didn’t have
any particular friends. I had a couple of acquaintances from university I could
meet once every couple of months to grab a beer and hear about their sexual
conquests or failures or commiserate about their workloads. They tactfully
avoided bringing up my work.
It’s clear that loader isn’t a
career you dream about when you’re a kid. No one ever says, “If you do well in
school, you’ll be stacking pallets of beer for a living.” I understood very
well myself that with time I’d need to grow in some direction. But for the time
being the question didn’t concern me much. What did concern me right now was
the fact that I needed to run like hell to get to work on time.
I looked in the fridge. Other
than yesterday’s sausages and a couple of eggs, it was blissfully empty.
Although an omelet with a grade-B meat product isn’t bad in itself, you
shouldn’t eat one every day. It had been drummed into me since childhood that
breakfast was supposed to be balanced and contain the right amounts of protein,
fat, and carbohydrates.
There was only one dish that fit
these criteria, and it was sold close to my house. According to the clock on my
wall, they’d already been open for a half hour. That meant that they’d had time
to put out the meat and fry enough for a few portions.
In front of the door I felt as
worried as Leonov[6]
when he was about to step into outer space. The colored shapes before my eyes
hadn’t disappeared, and my hands were shockingly pale. Apparently, I was
supposed to get used to the changing reality and my new body. More precisely, I
felt it like the old one, but my eyes didn’t lie. OK, I’d talk to Bones,
anyway. Not for today maybe, but I’d ask for tomorrow off.
The stairway was silent; even
Lydia didn’t poke her head out at the sound of my slamming door. On the third
floor my nose started to itch as usual from the smell of cat piss coming from
the apartment that belonged to a self-sufficient and independent (read: lonely)
woman of an indeterminate age who seemed to hate people just as much as she loved
cats.
As I skipped the rest of the way,
the green bar trembled a little and began creeping downward. I pressed the
button on the entry system next to the front door and dashed out into the
fresh, frosty air.
“You understand what it’s about,
my dear sir, don’t you? They’ve b... br... bred a feeling of inferiority in our
people. They’ve drilled it into us that if we want to be great we need to hate
someone. We need to have a common enemy that supposedly prevents us, the
powerful and awesome, from getting on with our lives... Ah, Sergei, greetings
and salutations,” Mr. Petrov waved to me.
I stopped for a moment and
nodded. His friend — or to be more precise, his listener — was sitting next to
him, struggling to stay awake. He had a neglected appearance: a battered
sheepskin coat like they wore in the late 1970s, a drooping sweatsuit, and old
shoes with scuffed and cracked leather toecaps.
The two were clearly conducting a
sophisticated discussion and they’d already had quite a bit to drink. But there
were two things that interested me.
First, what time did you have to
wake up so you’d be so wasted by 10 a.m.? It’s true what they say: desire is
the best motivation. But the second thing was the most curious.
There was a text box floating
over the Professor’s head.
Alexander Petrov
Academic
???
Carpenter
???
This was amusing. It was just
like in an advanced online game.
I looked at the man in the
sheepskin coat.
???
???
Plumber
???
That was it. There was a little
more information about the Professor. Maybe it was because I knew him and I was
seeing the other man for the first time?
“Mr. Petrov, you never told me
you used to be a carpenter,” I said.
“A carpenter!” he waved my remark
aside. “My father, God rest his soul, now he was a cabinet maker from God. I’m
just a tinkerer. I can only fix things or just potter about.”
I nodded, put my hood on, and
skirted the building to go out to the street. The most dangerous thought of any
madman crept into my head: what if I was normal? Meaning that maybe that guy
from yesterday really gave me some sort of superpowers? Maybe it was even by
chance, like bad diseases are typically transmitted? No, I wasn't going to
start wearing my underpants on the outside. But what if I had also become some
sort of Player, and I was now looking at the world through the concave mirror
of convention?
The people who were hurrying to
work only confirmed these wild ideas for me. They all had question marks
floating above their heads. Some of them had only a few lines, while others had
nearly ten or so. But they all had a line I could read: pastry chef, coin
collector, leader, shoemaker, Tatar, teacher...
So this mysterious system was
displaying not just professions, but also nationalities, certain personality
traits, and hobbies.
With these thoughts I literally
flew past the three buildings until the intersection where the bus stop was.
The traffic was a little livelier here. But most important, that’s where Uncle
Zaur made the most delicious shawarma[7]in
his rather filthy-looking snack joint.
“Hello,” I said, nodding.
“Good morning,” the old shop
owner returned my greeting.
A notification appeared over his
head:
Zaur
Azerbaijani
Very funny. As if I didn’t know
it. “One please, to go.”
“You should come in. I’ll give
you some tea with it. You all eat on the go and then you have stomachache and
blame it on my shawarma.”
Uncle Zaur muttered all of this
as he spread sauce on the lavash bread, then began throwing hot meat on it with
quick, agile movements. All I knew about the owner of this hole was that he’d
come to Russia a long time ago, married a Russian woman and ran his own small
but formidable business. He also had two guys working for him making shawarma
and shish kebab, but Uncle Zaur himself was always close by. Sometimes he’d
drink with the regulars or thoughtfully smoke a cigarette, arms crossed over
his small belly.
“Here you go, no change,” I said,
holding money out to him.
“Enjoy,” he said, handing over a
bag with the shawarma.
I wolfed down the hot meat in the
lavash before I even got to the bus stop, just in time to helplessly watch my
departing bus. Now I’d have to wait another ten minutes or so. I stepped to the
side, lit a cigarette and took a drag.
If you thought about it, things
weren’t so bad — provided my head was in order. So if I were of no interest to
shrinks, I needed to figure out how to take advantage of what had befallen me.
As far as I could understand, the message said something about the Insight
ability, the Light spell, and the Savior avatar. It wasn’t yet clear how to
activate the latter two. As I understood it, Insight was passive and worked all
the time.
The bus, which arrived before too
long, thwarted all my plans to enslave the world. I had to get on. As I paid
the driver, I noticed that in addition to the occasional question mark, a
Speeder sign was burning bright above him. I immediately plopped down on a seat
and grabbed hold of the handle in front of the standing spot.
I was really starting to like
this new ability of mine because after three intersections, with a wild screech
of the brake pads, the bus stopped after nearly crashing into some ancient dude
driving a cheap sedan. All the passengers lurched forward. Except me. The
Speeder tried two more times to hasten my meeting with God, but he didn’t
succeed. When I got out by the building materials plant, I was a little shaken,
but intact.
And there were advantages to the
driver’s speed. I thought I’d be cutting it close, but I ended up arriving twenty
minutes early. So I took my time crossing the street and beelined for our base.
It was made up of five identical
warehouses on one side and an office that abutted them on the other. Nothing to
write home about — just a small private business owned by a Russified German
who rarely made an appearance, usually just when he had to pick up his earnings
or give us a major dressing-down. Incidentally, when it came to dressing-downs,
he could go toe to toe with Bones. As I’d already mentioned, the workers were a
diverse bunch: former convicts, a few drunks down on their luck, a couple of
migrants, and the occasional student. And me.
Over the course of the day,
trucks came up to the guardrail, filled out requisitions, and then, under the
alert supervision of the shipping agents and Bones himself, we loaded their
vehicles with goods for small stores. At a different time, usually in the
evening, vans with water and beer arrived.
Today, too, a van was scheduled
to come. Nothing major, just about 20 tons, but, as I understood it, two of our
regular crew had gone on a bender.
“What’s up?” Marat said, holding
his hand out.
He’d already changed his clothes,
laid a few pieces of cardboard on the guardrail in order not to freeze his rear
end, and sat down on them. When he saw me, he smiled, flashing the two gold
caps on his upper teeth, and extended his hand.
“Hi,” I answered him with
interest, shaking his hand and examining his stats.
Marat Gubaydullin, age 32
???
Thief
???
Marat had been a young offender
when he’d first gone to jail, and he’d left it long after he’d been transferred
to the adult division. When he’d finally got out at the ripe age of 23, he got
married and even had a little kid. But my secret assistant still designated him
a Thief.
I doubted it was referring to
Marat’s slippery past. He’d been in jail for robbery, not theft. That meant
that he was stealing from the warehouse on the sly. Now I understood who Bones had
in mind whenever he was swearing to bring everyone into the open.
“The van from Samara is coming
today,” I said.
“Yes, I heard. I’m sure we’ll get
a good drink out of it,” Marat nodded, flashing the gold-lined “Hollywood
smile” that he’d gotten in the slammer.
I nodded. During any delivery
there were enough faulty goods, or, more accurately (air quotes) “faulty goods”.
Sometimes the drivers themselves left a couple of pallets at our mercy so they
could finish the trip faster. On days like that the loaders went home tipsy and
happy. Even Bones couldn’t do anything about that.
“Uncle Alexei and Fyodor are
already drunk. They won’t be going out today.”
Marat cringed. “Shit.”
I understood him. We had no
equipment. Our workload was measured utterly simply: in human — or if you
approached the process with a sense of humor, donkey — power. Two extra pairs
of hands unloading the van meant a lot to us — especially because, counting the
two shirkers, there were only seven of us altogether.
“So we work overtime,” he
immediately shared his unhealthy optimism. “A little extra cash won’t hurt.”
“Right. I’m going to get
changed.”
As I left the closet, I ran into
Bones. To me, despite the insulting nickname, our stock manager was the binding
force here. He kept a firm hand on the loaders. If you took him away and put
someone else in charge, it was unlikely that anyone here would actually work.
You’d need to put together an entire staff again.
“Hi, Sergei,” Bones shook my hand
like a genius diagnostician trying to determine how sick I was by looking at
me. “How are you feeling?”
“My ears are sort of ringing,” I
lied, scanning his face.
In addition to his full name, the
Insight spat out new information: Model Maker. That was interesting. What kind
of models did Bones make in his spare time?
“You’ll be sick tomorrow. But
today, no way. By the way, the vehicle from store number 9 has arrived. Let’s
go load it. There’s water, beer, energy drinks, and cookies. Marat, you hear?”
“Fifteen minutes until the shift
starts,” my hardnosed coworker called out lazily.
“I’ll let you leave 15 minutes early.”
“Yeah, that’s if the van doesn’t
show up when we’re closing,” Marat retorted, but moved from his spot.
It’s probably not worth bragging
about, but I was very good at preparing shops’ orders. When I first started
out, I looked like a complete misfit. But it’s like that in any field. You’d
get the job, make people smile because you’re new, but then you gradually
become an expert. In the beginning, I was constantly scurrying around and
getting in the way, but now it was a real pleasure to look at me. I didn’t make
a single extra movement.
“Carbonated water, six pallets,
check,” Bones counted aloud. “Beer, glass, two, check. Beer, plastic, three
crates.”
Marat and I danced around each
other. He dove into the warehouse while I walked out with my load. Twenty
bottles aren’t very heavy when they’re inserted with heavy cardboard and sealed
thoroughly in new polyethylene.
Unfortunately, today we didn’t
have such a luxury. All the beer was from an old delivery that had been sitting
in the warehouse for a long time. The cardboard had fallen apart, and then a
radiator had leaked and the packaging had gotten wet. As a result, I had to
carefully hold the beer from the bottom. No matter how experienced I thought I
was, better safe than sorry.
I wasn’t aware exactly at what
point the case fell apart. Four bottles fell out through the hole in the bottom
at the exact moment when my foot was already lifted onto the body of the truck.
I raised my head and saw Bones’
angry face. He opened his mouth and...
[ ∞ ]
Marat and I danced around each
other. I couldn’t shake off the feeling of déjà vu. This had already happened,
just now. I had exited the warehouse and the case of beer had fallen apart in
my hands.
More precisely, I was now exiting
the warehouse and...
By reflex I shifted the case in
my hands, taking a better grip. The glass clinked mournfully.
“Be more careful, Sergei.”
“The case has no bottom, sir. We
should tape it up.”
“Go ahead. Marat, one more case
of glass bottles. Then we’ll move on to the cookies.”
Holding the tape, I crouched
down, staring with acute fascination at the intact case of beer.
First of all, now I knew the
purpose of that gold bar, which had now lost a third of its length. It was
displaying the progress of that most important development branch.
And secondly, I now had the
ability to rewind time.
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